Can I tell you a secret?

I can't open a door without somehow touching it with my foot

I give people a hard time for letting Aiden get away with things, but when no one's around, I am a total push over to him

The fact that I have read over 30 books this year makes me think that other people just don't try hard enough

I hate when people ask about Aiden and potty training - I promise I will share with ecstatic joy when we get there

I refuse to put toilet paper on the holder because really, you're gonna have to do it all over again in a week or so and besides, I am neither a folder or a wadder - I am a wrapper and wrapping is done best when you can easily maneuver the whole roll

I am not really excited about graduation